Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo
Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo
Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show

You'll also get to see those world-famous high diving mules
You'll also get to see those world-famous high diving mules
Included in the prize is a pig that goes to school

Tiny little broncs that bust
Tiny little clowns that fuss
Tiny little cattle that ride
And sell you itsy little biddy cowhide

Tiny little broncs that bust
Tiny little clowns that fuss
Tiny little cattle that ride
And sell you itsy little biddy cowhide