You can hang out with the Red Hot Chili Peppers
You can lie to me and say it's not true
You can drive ol' Mike Ness down to Houston
Tell all of your friends he thinks your cool

Or you can see inside the Stray Cats tour bus
You can see the Butt Hole Surfers overseas
You can party with the dead till you're crazy in the head
But you can't get away from me

No, you can't get away from me
Seattle, Hollywood, or N.Y.C.
You're a tour bus magnet
And you think that no one sees

But you can't get away from me
Oh you can't get away!
Well you can party down with Warren in ol' New Orleans
You can get engagedw ith Charlie Sexton, too

You can take a ride on Billy Idol's Harley
Watch while Henry Rollins gets a tattoo
Or you can run off with some Aerosmith Roadie
You can get inside a party for Ice-T

You can travel with the crew
Till they're all sick of you
But you can't get away from me

No, you can't get away from me
Seattle, Hollywood, or N.Y.C.
You're a tour bus magnet
And you think that no one sees